purroxies replied to your post
hello i am here 2 save u

thank fucking god
puts a hand on your shoulder son today we learn a valuable lesson about being a good samaritan and puts another hand on your shoulder helping others in their times of need for example those nights at 0230 when the house is so quiet that it sits on your neck like deadweight puts another hand on your shoulder we have to reach out to the good civilians in times like this and drag them from perdition with open willing arms and kind hearts and you done a good thing today kid puts another hand on your sh

hi im dave and i dont really have that many hands
sup

tweenxqueen replied to your post
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i dont know how to take this

tcmbraider replied to your post
so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!

i got hit with a textbook

tcmbraider replied to your post
aw. :-(

would you appreciate my rewriting it

cartemancie replied to your post
Talk to me.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
theres not really anything to talk about

skyphile replied to your post

did you name your dragon after icarus’ dad.

did you name your dick after icarus’ dad

tcmbraider replied to your post

[coords.py] i apologize for my titty in advanced but im not putting them away. it’s called fashion, look it up.

sure is a good thing i really dont care 
have fun with your titty fashion
ill be there in a sec

tcmbraider congratulations youve won the grand prize aka i have a really soft bed and really cold feet

cartemancie replied to your post
My mother wouldn’t let me starve, surely. Although I will throw you Puss In Boots eyes if she stops supporting my luxuries.

im not saying i have a spending problem im just saying if theres anything you decide you want maybe a little i will definitely buy it 

cartemancie said: Squishes your face between my hand. Small child spatula, no.

radsolocups said: *BREATHES ANGRILY AND FAST THRU MY NOSTRILS*

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