As if the character limit isn’t bad enough, I can’t reblog you because I’m mobile. Oh, woe is us.
Somehow I knew the second I posted that that you were going to react this way, but did it stop me? Did it? No. Maybe on some subconscious level I missed your bullfuckery.
Reach your yaoi hands onto my cheek and tell me you missed balling hard with me. Remind me of the days spent wrecking n00bs on Tumblr with ripped!Jesus memes. Tell me you have started eating ass since our last encounter. Give me something to thrive on, aside from how slaying I look in this seifuku.
tumblr mobile the villian the legend the crippling weakness of conversational bloggers everywhere
of course you missed my bullfuckery ive been the life behind this operation from the very start but i missed your awful bullfuckery too
i cant wait to feed my jaspers’ bullshit tag thats the best thing on this entire blog honestly aside from my beautiful text wall antics
and to cater to your requests you needy needy himedere
i did actually miss balling hard with you
harder than anyone has ever balled before and harder than anyone else will ever ball in the future ball is love ball is life
i have ceased the sexual worship of the bara deity known as yeshua hamashiach but its for the best i mean what is ripped!jesus without you bro B,)
and im offending youve spent all this time under the impression that i didnt eat ass honestly
maybe not particularly jesus'sesesessss (the fuck is the possessive form of jesus) ass but an ass is an ass despite the fact im not getting enough of it lately but thats en course to change apparently i think ro wants to drag me to the beach and according to her the waiters are pretty hot
wish me luck jaspschan