ripostradamus:

don’t worry about it, i’m not offended, but yes you should check up on your audience a bit more.

i’m johnny. who are you.

duly noted 
im dave
startlingly unoriginal i know but unfortunately ive yet to take on a nickname that isnt my awful full name or the crooning of a doting ectomom

ripostradamus:

is that supposed to be funny.

bro, watch what you say around people who only got one arm.

i dont actually know i think the joke that brought about the original prospect of having four arms was funny but then i thought too hard about it
yknow how when you have to explain a joke to everyone in the room its like forty times less funny
its like that but to myself 
admittedly i should closer survey my target audience huh 
sorry for that though
i didnt mean any offense by it
id prattle on but id probably just end up lookin insincere and i dont want that B(

ripostradamus started following you

waves at you with the two extra hands i dont have
im dave and i didnt mean to start legitimately thinking about having this many hands it was just supposed to be a passing joke but now i cant get the image out of my head
ten bucks says id be a lot better at playing instruments
even though im pretty good at some of them already
sup how are you etc 

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