hands dont have sockets ive caught you telling untruths on the web
and here id think anyone who had the sense to be in the same room as the queen would know better than to tell a lie to a good man
what did i ever do to you to deserve this kind of deception honestly im offended 
as the queen herself once said “dont fuckin lie on the internet theyll doxx your ass into next year” or something along those lines probably and you know shes right the queen is never wrong its the law 
not just of her kingdom or whatever either its the cosmic law time and space flex into paradoxes to cater to the wills of the queen 
is she an alien in disguise? sources say [redacted]
look at me making new years jokes i still cant believe its already 1997
whats next? flying cars? tripping backwards up an escalator for eternity in the middle of the mall where everyone is laughing at you? y 2 fucking k?
its nice to meet you roxy hows your nightmorning