i want to shitpost with all the cool kids on my dash but i cant appeal to the young masses with shorthanded wit and quick zings of satire all i have left are the remnants of a man who once made for a crown jewel of comedy tossing laptop keys like yahtzee dice in winded pleas for attention i am no longer a comedian art is dead piss on me fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes while youre pissing off a building and the piss turns into spears impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse im a fat gay and i want to go to ice hell ftw