skyphile i didnt want to reblog that as an ask and of course fuckin character limits have to go harshing my vibes but 
shes seven feet now? not nearly as big as shes gonna get but a hell of a lot longer than when she was a little hatchling and a hell of a lot sassier too
aside from makin a habit out of mussing up the back room every time i try to take her to work shes been doing good
growing too fast for her own damn skin and eatin me out of house and home though
and ive been alright 
just out and about i guess but it was only so long before i dragged my ass back to the true pit of interweb hell to start shit and apparently get pissed on and here i am